Monday, March 17, 2008

Ode to Mentadent

O how thy bristles cascade to and fro
down and up, also in small circles start at
the farthest reach work themselves rabid as
they rush to the aid of Mentadent
Advanced Care Whitening paste.
Sensuous and sly they careen from end to end
side to side front to back tops and bottoms
As the orifice fills foamy, one
cannot forget to gag oneself to scrub the
tastebuds nearest the throat (that's where all
the funk goes when you're not looking)
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